I would just like to wish all the females in Northwest Indiana and Chicagoland a Happy New Years, and hope that you reach out to me if you think that you would enjoy a FREE, full-body, deep-tissue, erotic massage with NO requirement or pressure for you to have sex with me! In fact, I will keep ALL my clothes on while relaxing and pleasing your body! The ONLY requirement on YOUR part is that you are willing and able to HOST me and my portable massage table! Please, ONLY serious females need to respond to me privately! No one needs to know YOUR business, right? Refer a female friend if this is NOT something you think you would enjoy FREE! Respectfully yours, Warren