A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it."

Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles & replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

The man exclaims, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"

hhahahahaha

now you know since you posted that you are giving guys bad ideas? some of us poor women are gonna hear that line in a bar sometime soon lol

what was the worst part of the holocost? the gas bill

That's just wrong

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a glimpse into JSH!

Nooo... I think most people on here wouldn't find that funny

TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
*10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is ... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . having a driver license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants

LoL It's not funny, but it's indicative of the people on here. But in life, too, there's always one of "those" in every crowd...

I agree and I know what you mean Jace. I can take a joke with the nest of um however, not at the expense of millions of people that died. Have some respect.

I thought it was funny.

Then yo obviously don't know any holocaust survivors...

Sure do. I know my history and I still think it was funny.

There is nothing funny about mass genocide

Sorry Sassyma!! Your post prob wasn't meant to turn this way

Relax it was a joke I found funny and you did not. Thats all it is.

I can take blonde jokes, race, jokes, fat jokes, sex jokes, almost whatever kind of joke you want to throw out there. But I always respect the dead. Especially the murdered.

e69, I understand what you are saying... my point is that sometimes there is just a line that you shouldn't cross for the sake of humor. It's not funny.

And I understand you. No disrespect intended. Not all minds think alike. Thats what makes JSH so interesting.