Topic: Not trying this again lol
sassyma's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:39 PM
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

She starts to lose consciousness, but to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

boredinaz06's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:41 PM
laugh laugh dumb blondelaugh laugh

Luthin0r's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:42 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh ohwell laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
lovin these keep em coming bigsmile

lookingformrright8's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:43 PM
haha very funny LOL

sassyma's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:45 PM

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh ohwell laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
lovin these keep em coming bigsmile

i will do lol

songstress1's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:47 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh LMAO!!!this is really funny!bigsmile

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:53 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ledwar41's photo
Wed 01/02/08 10:54 PM
WAHOOOO Bobbie!!!!!, the saver of blonds!!! good thing walmart gives such good tranning....bout that hourse...im calling OSAH!!