This newlywed couple goes out to a rummage sale. The wife sees a mirror and immediately falls in love with it. She tells her husband to buy it quick before someone else gets it. The husband, though reluctant, buys the mirror. So they get the mirror home and the wife decides to hang the mirror on the door in their bedroom. As she gets ready to hang it she notices a tag on the back that says this mirror is a magic mirror. She hangs it with doubt as to the fact of it being real. A few days pass and curiousity gets the best of her, so she decides to try the mirror out. She chants, "mirror mirror on the door, make my boobs a 44." POOF!!! She has really big boobs. She goes running to her husband screaming, it works, the mirror works!! So the husband, now excited, tries the mirror. He chants, "mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor." POOF!!! His legs fall off......

Im telling this one at work,lol

nice

Thats a good one

haha lol

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