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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6 | |
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Dear diary.......I think Lionel turned into Esmerellda.....its a hermaphrodite zit now.......man/woman.......we JUST DONT FUKCING KNOW NOW DO WE????
   
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yaaaaaaaaaaa every man wants a crack whore.....
lol funny thing is though......man started emailing me until I told him I wasnt really actively pursuing people here.......its like.........oh she isnt desperate enough........must look elsewhere for the desperate ones so I can get laid!!! 
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Ohmbre is fading fast
but Pedro is a festering pain in the ear!!
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ear zits???? Im intrigued........Ive never had one there.....or on my butt.......ya I know.....Im perfect!!!
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I give up tryin to figure out WTF the other gender is...
doing/not doing... thinking/not thinking .....?? |
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lol it was funny......I was talking to my best friend janet about this.....butt zits......she couldnt believe Ive never had one before......but its true......never had one on my butt....
Its the weird things we talk about........like butt zits!!!
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ear zits???? Im intrigued........Ive never had one there.....or on my butt.......ya I know.....Im perfect!!! yes Pedro showed up in my ear... rare yet crappy affliction Zpimple in the ear can be!
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I give up tryin to figure out WTF the other gender is... doing/not doing... thinking/not thinking .....?? they really arent that complicated......men are pretty simple like that.....they tell you exactly what they want....yet we as women try to complicate it because we are women and are complicated......there is always a grey area.....we are quite fabulous at making a mountain out of a mole hill...... Ive come to the conclusion that men want sex and food.....
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this is thinking.....
it doesnt work! |
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hollllllllllllllllllllllly mofo!!! I am on cooler #5.....that like drinking 9 beers or something!!!
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They get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning
Take the eight-fifteen into the city There's a whistle up above and people push and people shove And all the girls, who try to look pretty And if your train's on time you can get to work by nine And start your slaving job to get your pay If you ever get annoyed look at me I'm self-employed I love to work at nothing all day And I've been takin' care of business everyday Takin' care of business every way I've been takin' care of business it's all mine Takin' care of business and working overtime Workout If things were easy as fishing you could be a musician If you could make sounds loud or mellow Get a second hand guitar Chances are you'll go far If you get in with the right bunch of fellows People see you having fun just a lying in the sun And tell them that you like it this way It's the work that we avoid and we're all self employed We love to work at nothing all day And we've been takin' care of business everyday Takin' care of business every way We've been takin' care of business it's all right Takin' care of business and working overtime Take good care of my business When I'm away Everyday They get up every morning from the alarm clock's warning Take the eight-fifteen into the city There's a whistle up above and people push and people shove And the girls, who try to look pretty And if your train's on time you can get to work by nine And start your slaving job to get your pay If you ever get annoyed look at me I'm self-employed I love to work at nothing all day And I've been takin' care of business everyday Takin' care of business every way I've been takin' care of business It's all mine Takin' care of business and working overtime Takin' care of business Takin' care of business Takin' care of business Takin' care of business Takin' care of business Everyday Takin' care of business Every way Takin' care of business It's all mine Takin' care of business And working overtime Takin' care of business !!! GET B.T.O. - Takin' Care Of Business ringtones !!!   |
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Im ok with the sex but the food??? wtf???
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well.......
I can provide Gourme sex and wild food....... or the othe rway around........ but ..... the just dont seem to be that interested..... |
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lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gourmettttttttttttttt sex?????????????????????????
ok your making me going into asthmatic spasms now!!!
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the GOURMET SEX CHEF........just add cilantro!!!
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 BAM!!! |
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BAM BAM!!!
ohhhhhhhhhh I feel much better now.......for some odd reason!!!
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hmmmmmmmm
I can see it now....... lil white jacket , white hat stilletoe heals.....
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WHAM BAM !!!
an I would thank him MAM !!
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heheheheeeeeeeeeeee omg I just did that exactly like beavis and butthead......dammit!!
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