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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 6 | |
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Hooray diary!!!
No idea but hooray just sounds good 
so does a beer 
How is everyone tonight? |
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Excellent!! Will be even better after 5
Yourself? |
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Diary's where ment for telling them stuff............
MY CAR IS FUKCED !! NOW I'M TRAPPED WITH NO FUKCING CAR! LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WIND STORM STARTIN PROLLY HAVE NO ELECTRICITY NEXT! ffffffffFFFFFFFFFUKC!!!!!!!!! YA LIFE IS A FUKCING $HIT SANDWICH! |
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AN i'M LOSING MY FUKCING MARBLES AN NOBODY GIVES A $HIT
AN THEY WONDER WHY i GET BUMMED OUT........ PPPFFFTT......... |
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Dear diary...........whereeeeeeeeeeeeeez the booze???
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and the ibprophen?
 Hmmmmmmmm mix up a little cocktail!!!
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okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk one sh*t sandwich coming right up!!!
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ok.......im singing this again........damn why do I like this stupid song so much??? Which movie did they play it in???
Sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I love you I can't help myself I love you and nobody else In and out my life You come and you go Leaving just your picture behind And I kissed it a thousand times When you snap your finger or wink your eye I come a-running to you I'm tied to your apron strings And there's nothing that I can do Can't help myself No, I cant help myself Sugar pie, honey bunch I'm weaker than a man should be I cant help myself I'm a fool in love you see Wanna tell you I dont love you Tell you that we're through And I've tried But ev'ry time I see your face I get all choked up inside When I call your name Girl, it starts the flame Burning in my heart Tearing it all apart No matter how I try My love I cannot hide 'Cause sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I'm weak for you Can't help myself I love you and nobody else Sugar pie, honey bunch Do anything you ask me to Can't help myself I want you and nobody else Sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I love you I can't help myself I love you and nobody else In and out my life You come and you go Leaving just your picture behind And I kissed it a thousand times When you snap your finger or wink your eye I come a-running to you I'm tied to your apron strings And there's nothing that I can do Can't help myself No, I cant help myself Sugar pie, honey bunch I'm weaker than a man should be I cant help myself I'm a fool in love you see Wanna tell you I dont love you Tell you that we're through And I've tried But ev'ry time I see your face I get all choked up inside When I call your name Girl, it starts the flame Burning in my heart Tearing it all apart No matter how I try My love I cannot hide 'Cause sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I'm weak for you Can't help myself I love you and nobody else Sugar pie, honey bunch Do anything you ask me to Can't help myself I want you and nobody else Sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I love you I can't help myself I love you and nobody else In and out my life You come and you go Leaving just your picture behind And I kissed it a thousand times When you snap your finger or wink your eye I come a-running to you I'm tied to your apron strings And there's nothing that I can do Can't help myself No, I cant help myself Sugar pie, honey bunch I'm weaker than a man should be I cant help myself I'm a fool in love you see Wanna tell you I dont love you Tell you that we're through And I've tried But ev'ry time I see your face I get all choked up inside When I call your name Girl, it starts the flame Burning in my heart Tearing it all apart No matter how I try My love I cannot hide 'Cause sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I'm weak for you Can't help myself I love you and nobody else Sugar pie, honey bunch Do anything you ask me to Can't help myself I want you and nobody else
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I dunno, but as long as you don't want to date me... I am happy to sing along..
 
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Dear diary.......I havent been a lesbian ALL DAY!!!
 
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Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so relieved to hear that.... you need waders to go in the general discussion area....sheesh.
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i VOTE FOR JESS FOR PROM QUEEN!!!
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i VOTE FOR JESS FOR PROM QUEEN!!!
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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<----promptly puts on the tiara, gives her sceptre and flowers and runs off!!!
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dear Diary, I know I am psychic and so are my children...
We were talking about moving into a bigger house yesterday, and today I got a call to say I have to leave mine. And the house we always said we would like to live in, (across the road) is waiting for us to move into..
(the ole house is always bigger on the other side of the street)
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<----promptly puts on the tiara, gives her sceptre and flowers and runs off!!!
I saw that!!!!
STOP IT!!! Grrrrrrrrr...
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hmmmmmmmmmm opportunity.......fate>???? could be.......
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The Romantics.....
Sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I love you I can't help myself I love you and nobody else In and out my life You come and you go Leaving just your picture behind And I kissed it a thousand times When you snap your finger or wink your eye I come a-running to you I'm tied to your apron strings And there's nothing that I can do Can't help myself No, I cant help myself Sugar pie, honey bunch I'm weaker than a man should be I cant help myself I'm a fool in love you see Wanna tell you I dont love you Tell you that we're through And I've tried But ev'ry time I see your face I get all choked up inside When I call your name Girl, it starts the flame Burning in my heart Tearing it all apart No matter how I try My love I cannot hide 'Cause sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I'm weak for you Can't help myself I love you and nobody else Sugar pie, honey bunch Do anything you ask me to Can't help myself I want you and nobody else |
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ooopssssssssssssss!!!
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