Fingers McCoy left a night club, in the early hours, with his Mol, Veronika.

Walking through the centre of London, she says, "Oh Fingers, look at that lovely furcoat in that shop window".

He pulled out a brick from his pocket. Threw it at the shop window and walked off smartly with the furcoat, which Veronika quickly donned.

It wasn't long before they passed a jewelers and sure enough there was the most beautiful diamond taira, on a stand in the window.

Veronika whined, "Oh look Fingers, a beautiful diamond tiara."

Fingers pulled out another brick, threw it at the window and he and she ran off to the sound of the shop alarm.

Veronika now wearing the tiara and the furcoat passed a very expensive shoe shop and there in the window was the most expensive pair of handmade suade boots ever made.

"Mmmmmm", said Veronika, "Look Fingers at those lovely boots. Can I have them?"

"Wait a minute, wait a minnute", said Fingers, "Do you think I'm made of bricks."

That was cute! Thanks for sharing.