I while ago I bought a new STB. (Set Top Box) For recording TV programmes. It uses an American connection called SCART. The scart plug is full of sharp edges and as I was fiddling with it to get the thing plugged in, I cut myself. Quite a bad cut. That was about a year ago and you can still see where the cut was, because there is now a scar.

So, because of a SCART ISSUE

I now have some SCAR TISSUE.


Please do not encourage me. I really am quite mad.

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Well, they didn't named it as Fart...

Don't feed the Mefikit? But i must. Carry on my wayward son...

Fart tissue doesn't sound the same. The sound may be entertaining tho

Sometimes can be feel, silence mode

When I did a really noisy fart, my friend used to say, "Naw, don't rip it. I'll take the whole piece."