off late and in keeping with the post-Christmas mood .... scoffing down Bailey's liqueurs.... by the hand ful

Spending a lot of time outside.

Messing with my mom.
Today's convo - Talking about guys with tattoos:

Me: Yes, Adam (Levine) does have a lot of tattoos.

Mom: I hope he doesn't get any on his face.

Me: I doubt he will. He's too smart to mess up his face.

Mom: Yeah, maybe. Dennis Rodman has tattoos on his face.

Me: REALLY? I didn't know that.

Mom: Yep, he's got tattoos all over. On every portion of his body. I think the only place he doesn't have a tattoo is his cock.

Me: (sarcastically) R-e-a- lly, mom?

Mom: (totally normal voice) Well, I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's the only place he doesn't have a tattoo.

Me: (Dripping sarcasm) Sooo, mom...YOU'RE NOT 100% sure he doesn't have a tattoo there?

Mom: (still totally normal) Well, no I don't.

Me: ROTFDWL

Mom: (total annoyance) You're such an idiot.

Yep, I'm still laughing

Your mom's funny tech. I like messing around with my mom. Yesterday plumbing issues, she asked if I got it fixed yet. I said no - debating on exchanging service's since I'm low on cash. Mom: What kind of services?... Then she got it and said stop that. I'm joking mom.

Aw TechFairy Made me laugh

it's always a joy to be around you,
Lucky Mom

OT i will ensure informing people when I'm fasting so they dont tempt me so hard with those delicious yummy white chocolate brownies hard to resist 🤪

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