Farmer tells wife that the artificial insemination (AI) man is coming today. He also tells her that he has to go to market with a couple of sheep. He says that he is hammering a bright shiney nail into the third doorframe of the shed that the cow to be inseminated is held. So that the man from AI knows which cow to inseminate. Wife hears third shed, AI man and nothing else. An hour or two later the man from AI arrives and the farmer's wife takes him to shed number three. The AI man spots the bright shiney nail hammered into the doorframe and asks the wife if there is any significance to it. The farmer's wife puzzles for a minute and says, "That's probably for you to hang your trousers."

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