Denzel came into work the other day. I said to him, "That looks like you've got a black eye."

He replied, "Well, I was in church yesterday and while kneeling to pray, I noticed the Mrs. Trebogan's dress was tucked up the crack of her a$$. So, I lent forward and pulled it out. That's how I got the black eye."

Monday again and Denzel arrived in to work sporting another black eye.

"Heavens Denzel", I said, "What happened to you to get another black eye?"

"Much the same as last week", said Denzel, "Except that yesterday when we was praying, I could see that Mrs. Trebogan's dress was stuck in her a$$ crack, but I knew not to touch it, but beside me was Mr. Lowestone and he didn't know. He reached forward and pulled the dress out. Well, like I said, I knew she didn't like it out so I lent forward and tucked it back in again."




Thanks Jethro RIP.