Child Labor Laws Must Be Optional


He is about three foot three,
Every three hours he gets to pee,
His clothes have lots of holes,
From his head down to his toes,
His brown hair is soaked in filth,
His mother isn’t to much of a MILF,
His hands shake just like his kins,
Its like they all got Parkinsons,
His shoes are made from mud and twigs,
His hair is cut in order to sell wigs,
His bones are weak they are as soft as silk,
Wishes he drank three glasses of milk,
His rations are poor he lives in a box,
Last week his sister got ate by a fox,
If he could speak he probably would say,
I frigging hate this job its frigging gay,
Why cant he speak, is that what you say,
‘Cause his mouth was sewn shut just the other day,
Every time his boss comes around his block,
Every one runs because he has a Glock,
He has to sew his heart away,
If a swoosh is crooked he gets no pay.

tony houston
12/31/07

you need to go to the dictionary and look up the word FUNNY because that was just wrong.