A blonde wants to prove to her husband just how smart she really is. So she waits until he is going to be gone on a business trip for a couple days.

She looks around the house and thinks about what she can do. She decides that the kitchen table is just too long and with just her and her husband there and no kids it really isn't necessary to be that long anyhow.

She goes out to the garage and finds all the wood working tools. She carefully cuts about 1 foot off of each end of the table. Chooses a router bit that matches the existing groves and gets the edges to match perfectly. She then sands the whole table and re-finishes it and it looks just like it did before except 2' shorter.

Her husband arrives home and she asks him if he notices anything different. Agitated when he doesn't notice, she points him in the direction of the kitchen table. After still not noticing she spills the beans about all the nice handy work she had done and how much easier it was going to be with a shorter table.

To which her husband replied, "Why didn't you just take the leaf out?"