Paddy, bit jealous, that his wife spends more time with the cat, than with him, decides to abandon the cat.

So he drives down the road, leaves the cat behind, and drives back home. 10 minutes later, the cat comes in.

Next try, Paddy drives like 5 miles outside town, leaves the cat behind, and drives back home. 20 minutes later, the cat comes in.

That's it, thinks Paddy. Takes the cat, drives down the coast line, through the boglands and into the mountains, and leaves the cat behind.

Half an hour later, Paddy calls his wife.

Says Paddy: C'mere, is the cat at home?

Says Paddy's wife: Aye, she is sitting on the sofa.

Says Paddy: Will ye get that poxy cat on the phone? I got lost ...

Haha🤣🤣🤣

Paddy once was eating cheese along with Chicken
One bite he ate an other served tp chicken..
A friend visited him an asked him,
What are you doing these?
Paddy replies.. Chicken-Cheese

Paddy once was eating cheese along with Chicken
One bite he ate an other served tp chicken..
A friend visited him an asked him,
What are you doing these?
Paddy replies.. Chicken-Cheese