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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw two dogs mating, she said 'how does the male know when the female is ready for sex'?
I replied he can smell she is ready that's how nature works! We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the yew, again my girl freind asked how the ram knew when the yew was ready for sex. I replied 'its nature he can smell she is ready'! We then went past a cow field and the bull was mating the cow, my girlfriend said this is odd they are all at it, surely the bull canβt smell when she is ready, I said look its nature all animals can smell when the female is ready for sex. Anyway, after the walk I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye, she said 'take care and get yourself checked for Covid 19.' Surprised, I asked her why she feels that way. π―π―π―π―π―π― She said, " I think you seem to have lost your sense of smell '! π¦π€£π€£π€£π€£ |
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