Once upon a time John and Pamela were living in Canada.His mother Jesica from America came for a visit ,and she suspects thiers a relationship between the two.And this visit had only made her more curious.Reading his moms mind,John volunteers,I know what you must be thinking,but I assure you,that me and Pamela are just room mates.So three days later,Jessica heads back to America.Two days later,Pamela comes to John and says,ever since your mother left,i've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.You don't suppose she took it do you?Well I really doubt it,but i'll email her and ask if you like.So he sat down at his puter and wrote;DEARmother,I'm not saying you did take the silver sugar bowl, and i'm not saying that you didn't take the silver sugar bowl.But the fact remains that it's been missing ever since you left to go back to America,love John.Several days later,John receieves an email from his mother which read;DEAR SON,I'm not saying that you do sleep with Pamela,and i'm not saying,that you do not sleep with Pamela.But the fact remains that,If she were sleeping in her OWN BED,she would of found the damn silver sugar bowl by now,love mom.

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