A policeman on late night duty, in a red light district in London, comes across a young boy, of about 9 years old.

"Hello, young man", says the policeman, "Do you know that you can get a social disease in this part of town?"

The young lad replies, "That's exactly what I want."

"Are you serious?" asks the policeman.

"Yes, for sure." answers the lad.

"What on earth for?" says the policeman.

"Well", answers the lad, "if I can get a social disease, I can give it to our au pair, then she can give it to my dad. He then gives it to my mum and then she'll give it to the gardner and I hate the gardner. He killed my frog."

that young lad is gonna be a politician one day !!

Liked your "disease" comment.... although to be more concise.... it wouldn't be exactly from here, you may need to meet... and anyone on here knows the probability involved in that, lol.