A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday.He spends $5000 dollars and feels very good about the results.On his way home he stops at a news stand and buys a paper.Before leaving he ssays to the sales clerk,I hope you don't mind me asking,but how old do you think I am?About 35,was the reply.I'm actually 47,the man says,feeling really happy.After that he goes into MC Donald's for lunch and asks the clerk at the counter the same question.About 29 was the reply.I'm actually 47,the man says,felling extremely happy.Awhile later while standing at a bus stop, he asks a old woman the same question.I'm 85 years old and my eye sight is going.But when I was young,thier was a sureway,of telling a mans age.If I put my hands down your pants ,and play with your balls for 10 minutes,I will be ableto tell your exact age.Since thier was no one around,the man thinks,what the hell and lets the old lady slip her hand downhis pants.10 minutes later the lady said,Ok it's done,you are 47 years old.Stunned the man says, thatwas brilliant,how did you know that?The old lady says,I was behind you in line at MC Donald's.








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lol nerd!!!! mickey d's sounds good

thier the turd goes callin me a nerd again rofl..meanie..

i am not mean....im the bestest..when im not a bi polar trip...lol

yeah your ok .. leat cooly says so roflmao.. i agree

yea well he dont like me..lol...i tripped out on him..lol..mybad