A woman goes into a tatoo parlour,and tells the tatoo artist,she wants a tatoo of a turkey,on her right thigh,just below her bikini line.She also wants him to put,HAPPY THANKSGIVING under the turkey.So the guy does it,and it comes out looking really good.The woman then instructs him to put a santa tatoo,with MERRY CHRISTMAS up on her left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good too.As the womans getting dressed to leave,the tatoo artist asks,If you dont mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tatoo's on your thighs?Sge says,I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time,that thier nothing good to eat,between THANKSGIVING and CHRISTMAS.

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