A lawyer maried a woman,who previously had divorced 10 husbands.On her wedding night she told her husband please be gentle,i'm still a virgin.What,said the puzzled groom?How can you be a virgin,If you've been married 10 times?Well husband no#1 was a sales representitive,He kept telling me how great it was going to be.Husband no#2 was in software services,he was never really sure how it was supposed to function,but he said he'd look into it,and get back to me.Husband no#3 was from field services,he said everything check out diagnostically,but he just couldn't get the system up.Husband no#4 was in telemarketing,even though he knew he had the order,he didn't know when he'd be able to deliver.Husband no#5 was a engineer,he knew the basic process,but wanted 3 years to research,implement and design,a new state of the art method.Husband no#6 was from finance and administration,he thought he knew how,but wasn'tt sure it was his job or not.husband no#7 was in marketing,although he had a nice product,he never knew hot to position it.Husband no#8 was a psychologist,all he ever did was talk about it.husband no#9 was a gynocologist,all he ever did was look at it.Husband no#10 was a stamp collector,all he ever did was lick it,GOD I MISS HIM!!But now that iv'e married you i'm really excited!Good said the new husband,but why?Your a lawyer,this time i know im gonna get SCREWED!!!

good one!

cute, im a lawyer, why are there so many of those jokes about us???

good one

lol a lawyer.. well i know your no virgin then. fuunin lady

ya, and I think I might be pregnant.

I have a alibi and a witness ladyblack,it's not mine lmao