I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all
different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.



My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough! "Ugh, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man , never done anything wild in your life?"


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.



And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

That is funny

OMG is this a true story????

i was wondering how long it would take you to find this one

haha nope its not true...but I have to admit, this is something that my dad would do!! My dad had a major head trauma, so you know how funny those people are!! They speak their minds with out thinking!! This is why I don't take my dad out to much unless its a special occasion and then I try to explain to people his situation BUT I love my dad just the way he is!!!

That is AWESOME!

i realy like that one very much cuz i am a DAD and been in the same position as ur dad.

unsure it can be true in some cases

oh thats hillarious .. .. ..touche'.. keepem comming