the forums are once again slowing down so...............

yes it's time for yet another meaningless tale of woe from the mind of the half way mentally retarded, yours truly.......

so i had this small medical issue the other day and had to go see a doctor. well i get into the examining room and into a little gown ready for the examination. doctor comes in and and asks "what seems to be the problem?". so i tell him "doctor, i'm not sure whats wrong but my d1ck is orange and it won't seem to go away". so he goes threw the normal drill of drawing blood, checking my heart and lungs and so forth. come back in the room a little while later and says "we can't seem to find anything wrong with you physically, are you doing anything outside the norm? any new medications?". "nope, everything is the same as it was before" i reply. so then he asks "what about your diet? anything new there?". "nope, same ol" i reply, but he then asks what i had for breakfast so i tell him "couple of eggs, some toast, a danish and cup of coffee as normal". "how about lunch?" he asks to which i reply "a sandwich, cup of soup and some ice tea". "nothing unusual there." he says "how about dinner?". well normally when i get home it's kinda late and i'm tired and all so i tell him "i don't usually eat dinner, just rent a porno and pick up a bag of cheetos"..........




then get this, he tells me theres no cure for idiocy........
i'm stumped and my d1ck is still orange!

Eeeewww! But in a good way! Lol