A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says,
"I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...

.....but I like your thinking."

🤭🤭 good one!

Old but gold

Very impressive one.

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TIT FOR TAT !!!!!

Husband to Wife : Nowadays , You Don't Love Me at All.
Wife to Husband : How did you Know that .?
Husband to Wife : From your pair of Eyes ..
Wife to Husband : Angrily , Pointing out towards their Five (5) cute Children's , Do you think I Download all of These from Googleeeeeeeeeeeeee???

Good one