since the forums are once again kinda running slow....

yes it's time for another pointless ranting from yours truly simply cuz i have nothing better to do with my time......


so i'm feeling kinda lonely last night and called up this hooker. yeah i know what your all saying about how you can't buy love and all and your right, but it sure as hell can rent it for an hour or 2. anyway, she shows up a few hours later and believe me i'm not disappointed. she's a stunning young lady, nice long blond hair, killer body and a smile that would make a priest lustful. so anyway we get down to business and things are deffinetly heating up. so i'm going down on her and a feel something kinda odd against my tongue. so i do what any red blooded american man who's in bed with a hot woman. i go to scrape it away and get back to it when i notice a piece of carrot in my hand........ yeah i know a carrot wtf right???? so i look up at her and say "what the hell are you sick or something????" to which she replies "no, but the guy before you was....... why?"



sometimes even a scolding shower just won't rinse away that dirty feeling..........

i don't get it

the guy before puked on her, damn what a way to ruin a joke..........

omg!!!!az.....I JUST GOT SICK!!!! ummmmmmm, thanx 4 that, I think.......blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

lol oh....well sorry

yes! and we have a winner!

well i gotta go get my kid from the ex biotch....

i'll try a little harder when i get back ok?

I'm blonde and I got the joke. LOL!!!!!!!!