a man comes back to his usual bar hang out after being mia for 3 months having a sex change. upon his return he sits down with 3 friends whoa re amazed at his/her transformation. being curious minded they start asking him questions.
guy #1 "did it hurt when they cut off your...... your...... you know?"
him/her "nope"
guy #2 "did it hurt when they cut off your...... your...... you know?"
him/her "nope"
guy #3 "did any of it hurt?"
him/her "only the part where they cut open my head and took out half my brain"

cute !!!