A farmer gets a random visit from the Fair Employment department of his local council.

He asks, "Can you tell me about the people working on this farm and their income and benefits?"

The farmer answers, "Well, there's Sam, he's the charge hand. He earns 200 per week of 40 hours and has the use of the cottage at the back of the farm".

He continues, "Also, there is Claire, she's the housekeeper. She works also a 40 hour week and earns 150 and she has her own, rent free room in the main house".

Going on he says, "And there's Charlie. He is the farm's dogs buddy. He works about 60 hours per week and gets hardly any wages at all. Every now and again he get a treat in the form of sleeping with the farmer's wife".

The inspector's ears twitched at this information and he said, "I would very much like to speak with this person."

The farmer replied, "Well now. That'll be me you'll be wanting."

Nice one u got the inspector..

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