what da hell,you're throwing me to the women?are you a fan of horror films or somethin'?

Yea, all this biotchin is makin me hungry!!

IF you all admit a womens place is in the house and in the bed i will resign.

I have all shades of lipsticks waiting here. One of you girls hold them down so I can get this on right without smearing it.

shouldnt we be cooking the woman christmas dinners ????? I think we should

Yea yea, we always win the challenges so man law that..lol Hey, How about a man law like this: Man Law ... whatever the ladies do to you in the man law thread will stay in the man law thread when you lose we promise not to tell...lol

you men really don't want us ladies to bring out the whips now do you

My baD BRO THAT WHOLE SHAVED KITTY THING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. DAMN WOMEN

DAMN This thread is funny - -



It was at this point I think I shat my pants...

I like his idea!

High Five OC

The Women's Rules...

The female always makes the rules....

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

The female is never wrong.

If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.

The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The female may change her mind at any time.

The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The male is expected to mind read at all times.

Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.

The female is ready when she is ready.

The male must be ready at all time.

The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.

Short...sweet and to the point!!!!!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmm I must admit I do love being in the bed, on the counters, on the couch, out under the stars......etc....oh wait this is the gd thread I better stop. I have to give him that one ladies

never Infadel!

Okay so how far are we ladies, who has their hair done? Who still needs the pedicure and waxing?:?? Who needs their corset tightened??? Show them how to walk in those stilletos too okay????

This is our moment men!!! Stick n move stick n move. get em while their hot fellas. stick n move stick n move.. WE WILL NOT SURRENDER. WE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED> CCCCCHHHHHHAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've got a spare pair of stilettos we could use to teach them!

MAN LAW: NO WOMANS LAW

hmmmmmmmmmmm I think anyone who resists should be pierced with nipple rings