Just got this in an email, thought I would share!



Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true
friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of our great friendship!

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2 When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3 When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a$$.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

THIS IS SO TRUE!!

SO VERY TRUE

That Hit the nail

Guess this one was for me?
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

Sounds like an ex boyfriend of mine...

I'll drink to that anyways.. lol..

it i said there are angles in the heavens above an they shine with the light of an inner love of these things i had not a clue but that was befor i found you it comes from some where so deep within that it has no begining an knows no end for you are the one that god sent from above the angle i needed for whom he knew i would love he chose you from all the rest because he knew i'd love you best i think of you each mornning an dream of you each night i think of you're arm's around me an cannot express my delight i have kissed you in my head a thousen times aday an would make it millions without delay so yes there are angles in the heavens above i know because god sent me you to love so these seven words i pray you hold true ALWAYS AN FOREVER I WILL LOVE YOU.
this is who i'm in love with
now i just need to find her

shutterbug
i liked that one very good

YEP,,,,Good one Shutter....

Speaks volumes doesn't it!?

Merry Christmas Terry...was Santa good to you this year?

Shutter..

Merry Christmas and a Wonderful New Year!!!

That is dead on:)

Very good, Shutter!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to you all also!

Very nice girl

Oh my, I am laughing and crying at the same time. That is funny.

A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dude we really f**ked-up this time"

I guess this one was for me yesterday, huh!




7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.