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| Topic: The worst Christmas Cracker jokes ever | |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 12/25/07 08:26 AM
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Christmas cracker jokes are simply not funny.
a: Knock Knock... b: Who's there? a: Who who... b: Who who who? a: Merry Christmas! What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost. What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette On which side do chickens have most feathers? On the outside. What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train. What's furry and minty? A polo bear. What's big, grey and wear glass slippers? Cinderelephant. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? You can see right through them. How do snails keep their shells shiny? They use snail varnish. What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots. Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop? It blew away. What kind of tree do fingers grow on? A palm tree. What is the vampire's favourite song? Fangs for the memory. What happens when you put a snowball in a glass of water? It gets wet. Why did Santa cancel christmas? He threw the wrong sack over his back. Why didn't the duck tells he joke while flying? In case he quacked up. What do cats say at Christmas? meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow purr purr purr purr purr purr purr purr. What do you get if you cross an ice cube with a witch? A COLD SPELL! What does the word mimimum mean? A very small mother. What did the fireman say when the church caught fire? Holy smoke. Where should a dress-maker build her house? On the outskirts. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. What did the beaver say to the tree? Nice gnawing you. There must be MORE of them out there somewhere   |
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarhea????
Salad shooter! |
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarhea???? Salad shooter! Haha, this one made me laugh 
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarhea???? Salad shooter! Haha, this one made me laugh kinda gross 
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