Pirate goes into a bar. Bartender notices that he has a steering wheel
shoved down the front of his pants. Bartneder says "Hey, you have a
steering wheel shoved down the front of your pants!" Pirate replys
"ARGGG and it's driving me nuts!"

you got nutts?
arrrrg!

hi motor...cute!

best i could do

hey motor, pray tell where is ellenton in refrence to the space coast of
florida?

NOT BAD

An American, A Englihman, and a pollack are fixing to cross the desert
The american says lets go get provisions to help us in our journey and
meet back here in 1 hour
An hour later the American has came back carrying a canteen of water,
and the Englishman has brought an umbrella for shade!
They wait and wait finally they see the pollack, who is carrying a car
door.
The american asks What did you bring a car door for and the pollack says
so that when it gets hot we can roll down the window!!!!