If this doesn't make you laugh, there is absolutely no hope for you..

Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their
first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little
boy was to say, "My fair maiden.... I have come to snatch a kiss and
fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by
saying,
"Hark!, a pistol shot."

Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys
were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled
with grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage
and to remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The
curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were
terrified

They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin..
Jacob yell ed out these unforgettable words..... "My fair maiden....
I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole with soap."

Zachary screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a
pot of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit... I never wanted to be in
this lousy play anyway..."

The audience left howling!!!

oh myyyyyyyyy roflmao, you have to love the ending, thanks catch that
was great

lmao thanks gurl I needed the laugh

think I was in that one too!

lmao. I was reading it out loud to my son and couldn't finish reading.
my ribs hurt.

that's from my crazy 86yr old Auntie!! gotta love her...

i WAS IN THE AUDIENCE LMAO

i have heard that one but it went the little boy had to say "hark pistol
shot there lies a fair madden with hope in her soul,i think i'll snatch
a kiss and make away in the dark, by shakespeare".but what he said was
"hark shisol pt there lies a fair madden with soap in her hole i think
i'll kiss her snatch and make away in the dark by snake shit..bull
shit..ahh fuck it i didnt want to be in this play anyway"

cute........happy b-day darling love the pic

you should get your aunt to sign in once and a while that was
hilarious.LMAO