Myself and a couple of friends were discussing the human body. A complex piece of kit. So, we got to thinking as to who was the most likely person to have designed it.

Frank, who worked with computers, he reckoned that because it used so many electrical signals that it would have had to be designed by an electrical engineer.

Pat, who worked in the shipyard, he said that surely because of all the mechanical joints in the skeleton and the muscles that controlled them, the body must have been designed by a mechanical engineer.

I came straight to the point. The body was probably designed by our local council. Who else would run a waste disposal through a recreation area?