if you live in Illinois and are interested, lets talk hm?

OK, Hell has officially frozen over. There is actually someone on here (besides me) from Illinois who actually knows how to post in the forums?

I remain skeptical.

Let's be honest, you're really from Kazakhstan, right?

Always so cynical lex

you caught me. but no, im from the the Iraq.

Iraq? OK, watch out for those B-14s. Actually, I think that's a bingo number.

Well I since I don't live in Illinois, I guess that rules me out....but would still like to chat...of course if I don't fit the bill due to my geograghical location, guess it's my loss..
Hope you find people in your area to connect with..Good Luck..

haha that was such a sweet response. i hope you find too. we can still talk though if you want lol

Moody, I live in Illinois and I still like you!

Ahhh Lex..you will never ceast to amaze me.. ..What are we going to do with you??..

i am just a figment of your imagination but i love EVERYBODY

I would like that...

I love everybody except Billy Mays. I am so sick of hearing him yell about that damned Oxi-Clean.

i love watching cleaning product infomercials!

what about that epoxy crap he hocks or the hercules hook

billy mays seriously needs to get a real job

Yeah but he just yells and yells....

"YOU CAN PUT A SMALL BLACK DOG INTO A BOWL OF OXI-CLEAN AND IN 5 MINUTES HE WILL BE AS WHITE AS SNOW. NOW IT'S NOT REALLY GOOD FOR HIS EYES, BUT THEN HE'S A DOG, AND HE DOESN'T REALLY NEED TO SEE ANYTHING ANYWAY, SINCE DOGS RELY MORE ON SMELL AND HEARING. HE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S GONE BLIND BECAUSE IF HE'S DUMB ENOUGH TO SIT IN A BOWL OF THIS STUFF, HE CAN'T BE ALL THAT BRIGHT TO BEGIN WITH. AND YOU CAN USE IT ON YOUR CAR AND VEGETABLES, TOO! CALL NOW AND WE'LL INCLUDE TWO FREE EYEPATCHES FOR YOUR BLIND DOG, A $29.95 VALUE, YOURS FREE IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES."

Come to think of it, I probably WOULD watch that....

order before midnight tonight!!

"Not available in stores!"

Yeah, I wonder why.....

lol

CALL IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND RECEIVE 2 BOTTLES OF OXI CLEAN FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!

I was in a laudromat awhile back, and they actually had little boxes of Oxi-Clean detergent in the dispenser machine. As if that wasn't bad enough, the radio was playing the worst possible music in the world. I think they want to make it REALLY unpleasant to do laundry there; keeps the bums and loiterers out, too....

Not to mention the 50 screaming kids running the little carts into the dryers. At least their screaming drowns out some of that horrid music. There's always a bright side.