An Australian was standing in an Irish pub, telling everybody how big things were in Australia. He talked about flocks of sheep as big as a county in Ireland. He talked about roads in Australia that were so long, you could fit Ireland into them ten times. Then he told everyone in the pub about his farm, where he could get into his car and drive all day and never reach the far fence. Paddy who was getting fed up with all this boasting, stood up and said to the Australian, "Ah, sure, I used to have a car like that."

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