| Topic: LEPERS THE FOURTEENTH - part 4 | |
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      MERRY CHRISTMAS SIS!
     
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      SIS You never cease to amaze!!!!! Gorgeous new avatars my friend.....
     
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      yeah it was amazing but not as half as amazing as what i found when i got home last night...santa came early.. 
    
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      Also posted in jokes. But gotta be worth a mention. 
 
    
DENMARK: A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals. The 30 myear old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knofe when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark. His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits caught fire. The man, who is suing the hospital said, "When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell." Besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife." Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said it was an unfortunate accident. Just in case you want to read the article yourselves; http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Explosive_Surgery  | 
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      thanks sis...im feeling creative again...lol
     
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     yeah it was amazing but not as half as amazing as what i found when i got home last night...santa came early..   
you can't just say that and not tell us what you found last night unless it was someone dressed in nothing but a big red christmas bow   
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      im not a man but all i can say is OUCH!!! 
        
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      no i was afraid that christmas was going to very thin this year but when i got home the tree was gorgeous and there were presents everywhere and i almost thought i was in the wrong house til stephen walked out and said suprise...he even helped cook dinner while i was at work today... 
          
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      hows every one doing  
    
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      im doing great how bout you OC?
     
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      (((((((( 
    OC  )))))))))
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      jen Im so glad you were so blessed.. 
    
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      Ya deserved it Jen. Stephen was really working on it last night!
 
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      thanks val...but im blessed in alot of ways...ive got all of you wonderful people to talk to..i have my health and ive got a wonderful family (which includes all of you) finally..i am blessed...never thought that i could be this happy again..smiles
     
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      Hey OC!
     
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      you scored Jen..... Halelujia 
              
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      yeah he said that yall knew...lol and i had to read back...dang here comes the happy tears again...lol
     
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      oh Jen it was truly a special Christmas for you 
        
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      yes pam that it was...smiles
     
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      howdy polson how ya b bro
     
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 OC