I went to visit my father in the care home yesterday. During the course of our conversation, he mentioned the supper that was provided before bedtime. I was concerned to learn that included in his late night diet was a tablet of viagra. I thought he must have got his information wrong. So, on the way out of the care home, I stopped off at the matron's office. I said to her, that my father had told me that he got a viagra tablet at supper time. The matron said, "That's right, we give all the men cocoa to help them sleep and a viagra to stop them rolling out of bed."

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this is so good...