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Bartender, bartender.....a chocolate martini, please.
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Hey bartender... extra dirty Tanqueray martini, extra dry please. Keep em comin cause I put em down faster than I should. Don't worry, I'll pay your utilities this month if ya hook me up.
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the house margarita please
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OHHHH martini, dirty, extra olive...that sounds sooooooo good!
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Ummmmmmmmm, just don't let my mug get empty, puleeeeeze!!!!!
lmao
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I just like the dirrrrrrttttttyyyy part-sorry guys-I slipped in the gutter. My bad. LOL!
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I just like the dirrrrrrttttttyyyy part-sorry guys-I slipped in the gutter. My bad. LOL! Um, olive juice please. Stop being naughty. Santa HATES that. But if he likes you to be so nice why does he insist you sit on his lap while you tell him everything you want? Maybe someone needs to check up on HIM! |
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He told me his name was Santa but I checked the name tag-it was Pinnoccio-no wonder he kept telling me to lie! LOL!
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He told me his name was Santa but I checked the name tag-it was Pinnoccio-no wonder he kept telling me to lie! LOL! Hahahahaha, if he plays it right then you might be telling him lies all night, eh? Oh, the joys of having body parts grow according to your behavior. If I had that curse then I'd be full of **** every day. Sorry, but you'd get nothing but lies from me... but you may enjoy it at the end of the night lol. Dammit... gutter again! |
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He told me his name was Santa but I checked the name tag-it was Pinnoccio-no wonder he kept telling me to lie! LOL! 2 funny
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See-it is contagious! LOL!
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<< sneaks into the party, brings plum pudding and apple dumplings sets them down with the rest of the food, and finds a corner to listen and watch ya all dance
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welcome april...careful we try to steal your drink haha and munch will drag ya on the dance floor
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:::walking into the party scene::::
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Hi everybody!! The Big Guy is on time and delivering as we speak!! Merry Christmas...I'm done making toys till next year!!!
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Hi everybody!! The Big Guy is on time and delivering as we speak!! Merry Christmas...I'm done making toys till next year!!!
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Edited by
rara777
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Mon 12/24/07 04:46 PM
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Sorry the bartender is kinda slow......Ya`ll got me so busy, and I`m limping on a broken leg...But I will serve you as soon as possible..One for the bartender
...May be thats why I`m slow today also, One more for the crowd One more for the bartender  Good help is hard to find around the Holidays
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