Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 5 | |
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Edited by
Clancybee
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Tue 12/25/07 08:54 AM
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You're a damn SICK SICK man Tommy
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DAmn this For Doug :
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed the damn thing |
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Merry Christmas to all!
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((((((((CINDY))))))))))
Damn hope your day is going good |
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Merry Christmas Cindy
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Okay I want email addresses now please, so email me them so I can start sending stuff to my friends, I think I warrant that now, don't you?
Bottlebaby!!!! and Dolly Parton your mom now that's just dam funny as hell. |
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DAMN I'm tierd ,, I laid awake pondering again,,,
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? |
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Okay I want email addresses now please, so email me them so I can start sending stuff to my friends, I think I warrant that now, don't you? Bottlebaby!!!! and Dolly Parton your mom now that's just dam funny as hell. ok,, sent you my damn addy ,,, Keep the faith and keep on smilin! |
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Merry Christmas to all! Merry Christmas Cindy!! Thank you Tommy, for the addy, your coming out with some good chuckles today. |
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Edited by
Lôôking4U
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Tue 12/25/07 09:19 AM
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I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I say "Come here, Stay!" After a while the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
DAmn I just like knowing that somebody just took a mouth full of coffee and read it and spit it out on the screen laughing,,,, you see ,, I have a lot of money in stock on cheap paper towels |
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dammm just wanted to stop in and wish every one a Merry Christmas u all have a beautiful day
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DAMN I'M SO HAPPY
,MERRY CHRISTMAS & GOD BLESS EVERYONE |
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Edited by
Lôôking4U
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Tue 12/25/07 09:25 AM
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Merry Christmas OC/DC (DAmn ,, is thata new rock group?)
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2 inches taller |
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dammm how ya be doing looking and dc
noden how ya b |
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DAmn, I'm just another year older ,,, wiser ,, well ,, I'll have to read my notes
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DAmn ,, I like to skate on the other side of the ice
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Merry Christmas!
It's a damn pretty Christmas day here! |
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Merry Christmas Lilbug,,,,
DAMN: I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkys on the escalator |
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DAmn , you know yor getting old when :
You're proud of your lawn mower. Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws You start singing along with the elevator music You've owned clothes so long that they've gone back into style - TWICE Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make whoopee" and you answer "Pick one, I can't do both!" You stop lying about your age and you start bragging about it. Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, but you're barefoot. You are getting a little action today - but that means the fiber is working You think an "all-nighter" is not having to get up to pee. You're very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer). You're wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just your left leg You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. You start Christmas shopping in August. You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television You enjoy watching the news |
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