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Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 5
Clancybee's photo
Tue 12/25/07 08:54 AM
Edited by Clancybee on Tue 12/25/07 08:54 AM
You're a damn SICK SICK man Tommylaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 08:55 AM
DAmn this For Doug :

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed the damn thing

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Tue 12/25/07 08:57 AM
Merry Christmas to all!flowerforyou

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 08:57 AM
((((((((CINDY)))))))))) flowerforyou flowerforyou

Damn hope your day is going good

Clancybee's photo
Tue 12/25/07 08:58 AM
Merry Christmas Cindyflowerforyou flowerforyou

Noden's photo
Tue 12/25/07 08:59 AM
Okay I want email addresses now please, so email me them so I can start sending stuff to my friends, I think I warrant that now, don't you?


laugh laugh laughlaugh laugh laugh

Bottlebaby!!!! and Dolly Parton your mom

laugh laugh laughlaugh laugh laugh

now that's just dam funny as hell.

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 08:59 AM
DAMN I'm tierd ,, I laid awake pondering again,,,

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:03 AM

Okay I want email addresses now please, so email me them so I can start sending stuff to my friends, I think I warrant that now, don't you?


laugh laugh laughlaugh laugh laugh

Bottlebaby!!!! and Dolly Parton your mom

laugh laugh laughlaugh laugh laugh

now that's just dam funny as hell.



ok,, sent you my damn addy ,,,

Keep the faith and keep on smilin!

Noden's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:14 AM

Merry Christmas to all!flowerforyou


Merry Christmas Cindy!!flowerforyoudrinker:heart:

Thank you Tommy, for the addy,

your coming out with some good chuckles today.

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:16 AM
Edited by Lôôking4U on Tue 12/25/07 09:19 AM
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I say "Come here, Stay!" After a while the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.


DAmn I just like knowing that somebody just took a mouth full of coffee and read it and spit it out on the screen laughing,,,, you see ,, I have a lot of money in stock on cheap paper towels devil laugh laugh

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:21 AM
dammm just wanted to stop in and wish every one a Merry Christmas u all have a beautiful daydrinker drinker drinker drinker

dcrdnk's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:23 AM
DAMN I'M SO HAPPY


,MERRY CHRISTMAS & GOD BLESS EVERYONE




bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


glasses

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:25 AM
Edited by Lôôking4U on Tue 12/25/07 09:25 AM
Merry Christmas OC/DC (DAmn ,, is thata new rock group?)




I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2 inches taller

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:25 AM
laugh

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:26 AM
dammm how ya be doing looking and dc

noden how ya b

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 09:27 AM
DAmn, I'm just another year older ,,, wiser ,, well ,, I'll have to read my notes

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 10:09 AM
DAmn ,, I like to skate on the other side of the ice noway

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Tue 12/25/07 10:16 AM
:heart: Merry Christmas!:heart:


It's a damn pretty Christmas day here!

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 10:18 AM
Merry Christmas Lilbug,,,,


DAMN: I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkys on the escalator

Lôôking4U's photo
Tue 12/25/07 11:51 AM
DAmn , you know yor getting old when :

You're proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn't breaking any laws


You start singing along with the elevator music

You've owned clothes so long that they've gone back into style - TWICE


Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make whoopee" and you answer "Pick one, I can't do both!"


You stop lying about your age and you start bragging about it.



Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, but you're barefoot.



You are getting a little action today - but that means the fiber is working


You think an "all-nighter" is not having to get up to pee.


You're very good at opening childproof caps (with a hammer).

You're wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just your left leg

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You start Christmas shopping in August.

You can't remember the last time you lay on the floor to watch television


You enjoy watching the news






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