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| Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 5 | |
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this guy walks into a library and asked the librarian to borrow a book on how to commit suicide. She says **** you,you'll never return it.
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Well DAmn ,,, Why do I have that effect on some people ?
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 DAmn good one Grey
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I took my secretary to lunch the other day, and I discovered she was not the old fashioned type. After two old fashions she couldn't type
DAMN ! |
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Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three DAMN times." |
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DAMN
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DAmn ,, can you still see the screen Grey ?
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ran out of paper towels,I'm now using toilet paper to clean the damn screen
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Well DAmn ,,,
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ? |
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Damn ready to hit the road....Hair in Rollers...hope I don't get stopped, never be able to talk my way out of it lookin like this
Car is warming up, getting the damn frost off windows Everyone have a Merry Christmas and see ya when I get back  Yes Tommy I see ya tryin to catch up on post  Love You and talk to you in a bit 
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Damn... I'm doing the same thing,trying to warm the car up. Damn cold and windy here,blowing snow.
Looking... the car's not running good,you think I should sh*t in the air filter? I'm going turkey hunting 
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Be CAreful baby! .. love you too
DAmn gonna miss ya |
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Damn... I'm doing the same thing,trying to warm the car up. Damn cold and windy here,blowing snow. Looking... the car's not running good,you think I should sh*t in the air filter? I'm going turkey hunting WEll DAmn Grey ,,, The best way to make your old car seem like it runs real good is to look at what the new cars cost! |
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damn--it's that time again--
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Mornin Shadow ,,,and a fine damn mornin it is
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mornin' and damn--it's nice and cold out there but no snow--
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Me and my 1st wife were sharing a bottle of wine when I said:
I bet you can't tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time. The wife thought for a few moments, then said: Your penis is bigger than your brother's DAAAAAAMMMNNNNNNNNnn! |
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Merry dam Christmas all
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I mean That woman was not to DAMN bright,
She was working in a condom factory and thought she was making sleeping bags for mice 
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