An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says,
"Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"
The english guy says,
"A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".
"Wow", says the American,
"Can I have a go?"
"Sure",
Says the Englishman.
The American rubs the bottle and the genie comes out,
"You have one wish"
Says the genie.
The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.
About 5 seconds later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.
The American says
"I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".
The Englishman says
"Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<12" here..

I like the variation with the 12 inch pianist better.

that is so wrong