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plp's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:48 PM
A lady is standing naked in front of a full length mirror and says to her husband, who is standing next to her:" honey, I am feeling fat, old and wrinkled, say something nice to me". The husband replies: " honey, your eyesight is perfect". He never heard the shot coming.
ladyblack67's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:49 PM
oh! thats good, I could shoot a few exes!!!!
quarrrylife's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:49 PM
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dcrdnk's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:51 PM
noway noway he shoulda known better laugh laugh
ladyblack67's photo
Fri 12/21/07 10:51 PM
he kinda had it coming!!!bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: grumble grumble grumble grumble devil devil devil devil explode explode explode explode laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh grumble grumble grumble grumble happy happy happy happy :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: explode explode explode explode
Damn, thats a lot of smiles!!!laugh
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Fri 12/21/07 10:59 PM
thats funny ****
SHAMELESS_42's photo
Sat 12/22/07 01:19 AM
your right he had it comming.. any man who lets his wife have a gun thats not full a blanks does..so hers your sign guy,quoting foxworthy of course. atleast if your gonna be a idjit do it long distance its safer id think.:smile:

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