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A lady is standing naked in front of a full length mirror and says to her husband, who is standing next to her:" honey, I am feeling fat, old and wrinkled, say something nice to me". The husband replies: " honey, your eyesight is perfect". He never heard the shot coming.
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oh! thats good, I could shoot a few exes!!!!
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 he shoulda known better 
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he kinda had it coming!!!
       Damn, thats a lot of smiles!!!
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thats funny ****
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your right he had it comming.. any man who lets his wife have a gun thats not full a blanks does..so hers your sign guy,quoting foxworthy of course. atleast if your gonna be a idjit do it long distance its safer id think.
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