What's the funniest or most interesting way you have ever been blown off by someone you have been seeing/talking to?

Here's one...

I got an IM from a guy that I had gone out with a few times. I would send him an occasional email or text to see how he was. Out of the blue, got an IM when I was offline saying something to the effect of "Sorry, I have not been in touch. I don't want to hang out with you anymore." Uh, okay. I responded with "Take care and be well" and have not heard from him since.

Anyone have any fun ones? Keep it light if we can. We all have the horror stories of true heartbreak that will turn into men/women bashing on how my ex left me.

M

Hey Michele

I was talking to this guy for a while and one day I get an email from him and all it said was.........My wife won't let me play on here no more.

Ei

I am new to the dating scene again after 5 years. No new stories yet. But when I aws 16 I told the guy I was dating I was " too tired" to hold him hand.

Heh

Had a guy stop calling/seeing me because he said his apartment was too messy for me to see

"i think i might be a lesbian"

<----lesbian in training

Are you sure that wasn't me? It sounds familiar.

Not all that long ago, a gal asked if I'd be willing to make the drive to visit her... after talking for only a few hours.

I jokingly said "Sure! I have to ask my wife if it's ok though..."

I never heard from her again.

I'm thinkin she missed the sarcasm?

Considering I am who I am. Everything probably worked out for the best.

thought u were

I don't think so........were you on here with a different profile saying you were divorced with four kids???

oh ahahahahahahahahahaha in response to some funny comment about
how their profile intrigued me - and that i was only here for friends..

i deleted it!! cr@p. well it went something like this....

"hey, i'm fcking from Brooklyn...so don't come at me with any of your weird sh1t. i'm here for sex. so if you n down wit it then fck off!!"



i neglected to correspond further!

I knew my friends would play with me.

Ei-That was brilliant. Hate it when the spouse doesn't like their partners trolling on the internet.

Jstme-I know your wife would not have minded. Just to get you out of her hair for a few hours.

S1ow-We all know about your weirdness. And YOUR wife minds when you put out (for people other than her!).

Really going to bed now. Long day tomorrow. Got the work holiday party tomorrow night.

Hugs, M

Nope that wasn't me.. But I did stay at the Holiday Inn Express last night!


Naw.. I haven't been in her hair for several years now. That is somebody else's job.

What's Express about the Holiday Inn Express? I never noticed a speedier check in or out there.

Can't believe we are all alone with our silly stories.

I recently had a girl break up with me when she got a new job....

she said she wouldn't have enough time for me....

I was dumped once because I was "too nice" ?????????????????

I just went thru a breakup with a guy who thought men were the better sex and that if I were attacked, that I wouldn't be able to defend myself! as if! I have 2 black belts, and carry a tazer, AND know "help" in like, 10 languages!!! also, men the better sex my ass!

I kicked him out(blocked) by e~mail/ims!

I don't know if this counts as a blow off but I have had someone break-up with my answering machine

very tragic


My machine has still yet to let her go lol

Sounds like my place

You should have just told him to go find that man...