60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.

People in Colorado plant gardens.


50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.

People in Denver sunbathe.


40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.

People in Colorado drive with the windows down.


32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.

The water in Golden gets thicker. Think beer.


20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.

People in Colorado throw on a flannel shirt.


15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

People in Colorado have the last cookout before it gets cold.


Zero:
People in Miami all die.

Denverites close the windows.


10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico

People in Colorado get out their winter coats.


25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.

The Girl Scouts in Colorado are selling cookies door to door.


40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.

People in Colorado let the dogs sleep indoors.


100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Denverites get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.


460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)

People in Colorado start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"


500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.

Denver public schools will open 2 hours late.

I lived in Denver for 32 years, it is so true. Now I live in Northern Michigan and its different, the humidity I think.

I seen this joke before except it was for chicago.... its true for chicago too lol