Topic: just like a man
cowboy112259's photo
Sun 11/19/06 05:24 PM
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a
response on the monitor when she touches her. They go to her husband and
explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a
little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma. "The
husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the
curtains for privacy. Besides it's worth a try. The hubby finally agrees
and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor
flat-lines... no pulse ... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room.
The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think
she choked."

poisonflightledr's photo
Sun 11/19/06 05:38 PM
lmaf...what a dumb-ass

izzynavi's photo
Sun 11/19/06 06:03 PM
Must have been a blond guy......

Gryphyn's photo
Sun 11/19/06 06:11 PM
I sware it wasn't me......lol

nrg6988's photo
Sun 11/19/06 07:34 PM
good one

Fanta46's photo
Sun 11/19/06 07:49 PM
LOL Great day, Gemini cricket!!!!!!!!

sherrie0527's photo
Mon 11/20/06 12:35 AM
LOL to f*ckin funny...LOL

no photo
Tue 11/21/06 09:54 PM
I am writing that one down on my list because he didn't ask her if she
swallowed