Dear diary......ummmmmmmmm am I hung over??? I dont think I am........just my nose is all stuffed up.......

dear diary,

woot woot *cough* woot

ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I vaguely remember Lulu last night!!!

Dear diary......arent ya glad I dont drink every night???

I almost brought out this song..........

The Monks......Nice legs shame about the face!!!

Dear Diary,

Shorty Got LOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAaevTq51I&feature=related

Uhmmm
Let me talk too
Let me talk too

Let it rain
Uhmmm
Let me talk too
Come on

[Chorus:]
Shorty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap [hey]
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 1:]
I ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,
this crazy all night spendin my dough
Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go
Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual, she was flexible
Professional, drinkin X and ooo
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I
Whoa
Did I think I seen shorty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin it snow
Work the pole, I got the bank roll
Imma say that I prefer them no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes

She had them

[Chorus:]
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor [She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack
[Ayy]
She hit the floor[She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 2:]
Hey
Shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans full of gwap
And they ready for Shones
Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown
Patrone on the rocks that'll make you moan

One stack (come on)
Two stacks (come on)
Three stacks (come on, now that's three grand)
What you think I'm playin baby girl
I'm the man, I'll bend the rubber bands

That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder
I knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola
Got me like a Soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a pornography poster
She showed her

[Chorus:]
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor[She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

[Verse 3:]
Whoa
Shawty
Yea she was worth the money
Lil mama took my cash,
and I ain't want it back,
The way she bit that rag,
got her them paper stacks,
Tattoo Above her crack,
I had to handle that,

I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin
They be want it two in the mornin
I'm zonin in them rosay bottles foamin
She wouldn't stop, made it drop
Shorty did that pop and lock,
Had to break her off that gwap
Gah it was fly just like my glock

[Chorus:]
Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the floor[She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the floor[She hit the floor]
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

C'mon

for all who didnt see this last night............



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUusGuXlesg

slow your link didnt work......

Angel got LOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAaevTq51I&feature=related

it says its unavailable......

hmmm.. it is workin for me...well i'll dig up another version...

try:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24aExUlYE0Q&feature=related

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Rer4fXUD4&feature=related

the videos are not as good - slideshows...

Dear Diary,

It's hump day! Let's Party!! With Big Bob!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYvXPl9wYVo

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is soooooooooooooo fitting.........hmmmmmmmmm I will never tire of these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M

lmao @ Bobs underwear party!!!!

ohhhhhhhhhh headache.....owwwwwwwwwwwwww

passes Gypsy the Tylernol.......
and a hot honey lemon.......

ughhhhhhhhh I dont wanna go to work!!! Why did I drink last night???

<-----goes off to shower and get ready for work

dear diary,

you have a severe cold. you need bed rest. dr. s1ow orders
complete bed rest!! it is just awful all the bad viruses
going around this time of year!!

either that or it is zombie day at work - again

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I dont feeeeeeeeeeeel soooooooooo good!!!

YA I will just be zombie at work.....

Ha.....just checking my man counter.....this guy who I added as a friend and have never talked to just looked at me!!! Hes prolly wondering wtf do I have such an ugly girl on my friends list???

Dear Diary;

Today I realize there is no God, theres no justice in the world, all there is are let downs and punches to the gut...today I learned Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian.

And I thought I was depressed before I went to the mental hospital today