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Topic: A Scottish guy walks into a pub.
Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Wed 02/05/20 08:01 PM
A shifty looking guy in a kilt walks into a London pub. He orders a pint and very very carefully puts down the plastic bag he is carrying. The bartender asks "What's that?" The guy answers "6 pounds of explosives" "Thank Christ for that" says the barman, "I thought it might be bagpipes."

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 02/05/20 08:05 PM
Of course a London bartender would be afraid of bagpipes. They are used to drive away Sassanach and other vermin.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Wed 02/05/20 08:08 PM
Of course a London bartender would be afraid of bagpipes. They are used to drive away Sassanach and other vermin. Lol, I was going to put in the title...for David

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 02/05/20 08:11 PM
In an alternate reality, I am a member of a Scottish clan.

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Wed 02/05/20 08:16 PM
In an alternate reality, I am a member of a Scottish clan. Yes David....

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Wed 02/05/20 11:00 PM
Phew!!! I thought you were going to say accordion

Ladywind7 Joined Sun 04/08/12 Posts: 7833	Thu 02/06/20 12:51 AM
Phew!!! I thought you were going to say accordion Lol

alexvatt Joined Fri 01/20/12 Posts: 16	Thu 02/06/20 03:36 AM
very funny

Sheriff W Imasiku Joined Wed 02/05/20 Posts: 1	Thu 02/06/20 09:49 AM


mzrosie Joined Wed 08/14/13 Posts: 33997	Thu 02/06/20 05:14 PM
good one, ladywind

ชอบคนแก่ Joined Thu 02/06/20 Posts: 2	Thu 02/06/20 06:00 PM
good one, ladywind

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