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Topic: Proof that girls are evil!
LatinTLC's photo
Tue 12/18/07 03:36 PM
Proof that girls are evil!

First we establish that Girls require Time and Money

Girls = Time X Money

and as we all know Time is money

Time = Money

thus,

Girls = Money X Money = (Money) ^2

And "because money is the root of all evil"

Money = Root (Evil)

then,

Girls = ( root(evil)) ^2

And we are force to conclude that

Girls = Evil

Right?

any questions...? Can any woman disprove this proof....huh

glasses





wildsideof35's photo
Tue 12/18/07 03:37 PM
Then why men like us evil women!!!!ohwell :wink:

peachiegirl28's photo
Tue 12/18/07 03:39 PM
Proof that boys are evil!

First we establish that boys require Time and Money

boys = Time X Money

and as we all know Time is money

Time = Money

thus,

boys = Money X Money = (Money) ^2

And "because money is the root of all evil"

Money = Root (Evil)

then,

boys = ( root(evil)) ^2

And we are force to conclude that

boys = Evil

Right?

any questions...? Can any man disprove this proof....


looks like i gotta point too huhlaugh laugh laugh


LatinTLC's photo
Tue 12/18/07 03:43 PM
Edited by LatinTLC on Tue 12/18/07 04:13 PM
Good question..... because this proof depend on the point of view.
I am sure some women feel that men are also require time and money. If we substitute Men where women are on the formula's then we conclude that men are also evil
Men = Evil
and then we all know that "evil attracts evil",

Men=Evin=Women

so,

Men = Women

Wait does that make sense. Well...yes it does that means that women are no different then Men.

smokin

LatinTLC's photo
Tue 12/18/07 03:44 PM
Edited by LatinTLC on Tue 12/18/07 03:44 PM
peachiegirl28 You got it, bb!

peachiegirl28's photo
Tue 12/18/07 03:45 PM
:wink:

Charmett's photo
Tue 12/18/07 03:59 PM
Factor this and let's just supose:
A=Time
B=Money
C=Women

And let's say... just for your sake... A=B

And let's just say... just for your sake... A+B=C

Therefore: Time+Money=Women

Which is incorret BECAUSE your preface is wrong.


Example:
All Xs are Ys and ALL Zs are Ys.

Therefore All Xs are Zs! Right?

Nah.
BECAUSE If all Dogs(X) were Animals and all Cats(Y) were all animals then all Dogs MUST BE Cats!

Let's be fair BECAUSE not all Men are Dogs!






Jtevans's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:08 PM
i swear to God my head is going to explode if i see another math equasion explode

peachiegirl28's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:09 PM
let it all out the arse jtlaugh laugh laugh :wink:

LatinTLC's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:10 PM
Edited by LatinTLC on Tue 12/18/07 04:12 PM
drinker Well you make a good point, want to have a drink sometime....bigsmile Cause this dog is in heat!

laugh laugh laugh

Charmett's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:13 PM
I don't drink but thanks... I'm having a good time!

LatinTLC's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:16 PM
Good come back!

:wink:

IndnPrncs's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:16 PM
Charmett that was hilarious!!!

LatinTLC's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:19 PM
You cant blame a dog for trying...its his nature!
:tongue:

LatinTLC's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:21 PM
Come on guys any support here, you pussie kats! The women are teaming up here!
laugh laugh laugh

peachiegirl28's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:22 PM
skeered arent ya....theyll leave ya out to dry every time.....laugh laugh laugh laugh

sodamnsexy's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:22 PM
The problem with the proof Latin, is that Girls, like people in general require more than just Time and Money.
There are factors omitted from your proposed linear equation.
Lets call them "X"
Therefore Girls = (Time)(Money)(X)
And let Time = Money...
The proof then follows (X)(

sodamnsexy's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:24 PM
Sorry wasn't finished...
Girls = (X)(Money)^2
Which would by your definition of evil cause the equation
to simplify to Girls = (X)Evil
Which is not equal to Evil

Therefore Girls are not Evil.


peachiegirl28's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:25 PM
im glad you did that cause i was fixin to tear into youlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou

LatinTLC's photo
Tue 12/18/07 04:26 PM
peachiegirl28 You can now call me lone dog...these pussies are driving me bananas. Oh wait looks like some are coming to the rescue...spoke to soon, this guy is now trying to disprove my proof!
smokin
Ok let me have a cigar and I will come back....come back you hear!
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