A not-too-intelligent guy, Gabe, takes a vacation to a ritzy hotel in the Bahamas so he can meet some very fine ladies. Gabe spends the first day lounging around the swimming pool, but alas, not one lady would talk to him or pay any attention to him. He does notice that another man, wearing swimmers type briefs, is having a great deal of success. Gabe decides to get rid of his baggy trunks and buys a pair of briefs.
The second day Gabe again lounges around the pool but again, no success. At the end of the day Gabe asks the other gentleman how he keeps getting so much attention. The man tells Gabe his secret, "Go to the kitchen, get a large potato, and put it into your swimming trunks".
Gabe is excited and on the third day does what the stranger told him. He lounges around and strolls around the pool the entire day. Many women take notice of him but still, none will talk to him. Frustrated, Gabe goes back to the other man for more advise. "I've done what you told me", said Gabe, "but it doesn't seem to work." "Yes you did", said the stranger, "and try it again tomorrow....but this time put the potato in the FRONT of your trunks, not the back."

Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

LMAO!!!!