DAmn ,, here is the list of the top ten pick up lines for elves:



1. "I'm down here."

2. Just because I've got bells on my shoes, doesn't mean I'm a sissy.

3. I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSync. Want to meet them?

4. I can get you off Santa's naughty list.

5. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys.

6. I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?

7. No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler.

8. Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.

9. You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig.

10. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners!

Que tu est drole!

Translate that damn post for me would you Tommy??

Damn... just told him he was funny

damn--more whiskey for me--anyone?--

CAn't ,, damn ,,, do't speak it myself ...

I'll take a few gallons and some for the Bird too.

Ok damn..but who's driving me home???

Before you look up and open your mouth to catch snowflakes when it's snowing... make sure ALL of the damn birds have flown South for the Winter.


DAMN DAMN

DAmn ,, I think OC has been eating the yellow snow again !

na I aint been doing that now

no damm way that wasnt me

damn that is gross OC!

Laci..I think you're damn DROLE!!

HEHEHE ....I'm learning French

damn--who's driving?----be ol' fred flinstone---run his car barefoot

No work til' Wednesday & then vacation again.

DAMN HAPPY 'bout that.

damn----

I really think the DAMN Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site

DAMN Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man ,,, DAMN it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"