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plp Joined Mon 05/07/07 Posts: 589	Mon 12/17/07 06:55 PM
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers.

katrina_4888 Joined Fri 05/04/07 Posts: 1755	Mon 12/17/07 06:58 PM
hahaha. that was good.

Sumthingdifferent Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 2126	Mon 12/17/07 06:58 PM


steelangel Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 359	Mon 12/17/07 07:18 PM
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers. Sadly the military is so much like prison....

azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Mon 12/17/07 07:21 PM
unless of course you work where i do, i get to come and go as i please, i don't report to anybody, company pays for everything even if it's me going to bars on the weekends. i can sit and play xbox or my guitar (as loud as i want to) while at work and nobody says anything..... damn i got it good.....

sweetandsexy538 Joined Sun 12/16/07 Posts: 10	Mon 12/17/07 07:24 PM
where do you work i need a lob there

lonelyMPsoldier Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 101	Mon 12/17/07 07:34 PM
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...they are called managers. Sadly the military is so much like prison.... trust me, i know what you mean!

azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Mon 12/17/07 07:37 PM
where do you work i need a lob there i own the company..............

ADiamond Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 2375	Mon 12/17/07 07:43 PM